Roast Me Reading
Maybe You're the Problem
Service Description
This Reading is Exactly what it sounds like, a spiritual roast.You said you wanted a reading—now take a seat. I pull your cards and point out the patterns you keep pretending aren’t there. Think of it as the universe giving you side-eye through me. You’ll get: • a full card spread calling out your biggest blocks • straight talk about what’s actually holding you back • practical advice so you can stop doing the same thing expecting different results It’s honest, hilarious, and occasionally brutal but you’ll leave knowing exactly what needs to change.
Cancellation Policy
Please Read Before Booking, by scheduling a session, you agree to the following: Booking - All Readings and Sessions must be paid in full at the time of booking, - Once Payment is received, you'll get a confirmation and estimated time frame for the reading. - Please double- check your contact info before submitting. Rescheduling: - You may reschedule up to 24 hours in advance, without penalty. - Same - Day Reschedules are subject to availability and not guaranteed. Refunds - Due to the nature of energy and digital services, all readings are non- refundable once delivered. -If you need to cancel before your reading begins, you may make a request for a credit towards a future session. Late or Missed Appointments - If you're more than 10 minutes late, without notice, your session may be shortened or marked as a no- show. Disclaimer: All Readings and Services are for spiritual insight and entertainment purposes only. Tarot is not a substitute for therapy, legal, medical or financial advice. You Must be 18 years or older to book. Thank you for respecting my time and energy, I promise to do the same for you!